Dear Uncle Arsene...
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| Arsene Wenger |
The last time we had a chat was around September of 2011. In
your usual dismissive manner, you ignored my tantrums. I figured you had a lot
on your mind and maybe even thought for once that your job was on the line.
Alas my positions
where false. You turned out to be comfortable with the board and in your assumption,
the players too. There was money in the bank, no fears of going bankrupt.
However
you succeeded as a financial consultant and failed as a trophy winning coach. Your
gamble with top player sales, proved successful for the other clubs. We couldn’t
break even with half as good players who were bought to replace those sold.
And again, we are selling and haven’t exactly figured out if
we’re buying or not.
E go pain me if that
dada go win laurels for Roma!
We have even incurred the wrath of a seaside coach, who
labeled us classless!
Rodgers … take time o!
Imagine, Arsenal classless? Who knows class better than Le
Professeur?
So apart from the cute away jersey which will look good with
my fading blue jeans, I really am not
looking forward to this season… and already the taunts have begun especially
with the Banshee of The Emirates, Didier Drogba, doing what he did again during
the Emirates cup. For his age (real age…
*ssshhhhh!*), he still has amazing agility!
Uncle Arsene, for the sake of the fans, the club image and cup
winning possibilities, buy Suarez na!
No be about 70million pounds we get to
spend? Why we dey stingy like
this na?
This is a club that was once generous in dishing out defeats
to those who dared question our ammunition!
I wanted to believe that buying a world class striker would
be detrimental to the overall team spirit… but going by what I’ve seen with
these friendlies… *sigh*
Uncle, I take God beg you na, remove shame from our faces, do not let our enemies (opponents)
get the best of us this season. Do the right thing, in this case the unstubborn thing.
I go still dey
committed sha, but my support go be whisper.
Meanwhile, try send
those things (paraphernalia) wey I ask for.
It’s been over two
years and I’ve been married since then!
Your nephew…
Tony Doe
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